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Penguins Foot Sells for £9000 on eBay  --  May 2006
By Dean Becker

In a strange turn of a fates, eBay has legalized the selling of animal parts from certain mammals under strict rules. Two years and four tries later, A Taiwanese man, Jamazakham Jamiroquire has succesfully sold a Penguins Foot for in excess of £9000.

In another strange turn of fate, Jam, As his friends call him for short, was struck down just outside his family house. DoDo was left with 14 stab wounds and severe burns to his face and crotch. The incident is being marked as "suspicious".

News of other humorous things have reached us, One man has put his forehead up for advertising space and received just shy of £30,000 by an anonymous company. Other such madness involves a grilled cheese sandwich with what is rumoured to be a resemblance to the "holy mother" which went for around £20,000.

In other extreme attempts to cash in on the latest fad, three men in Iceland have carved a mile high statue resembling male genitalia and the current bid is £4.98 with a slightly steep postage and packaging price of £108,078 to move the block of ice to any given country. The prince of Panama is rumoured to be interested.


Aden Reckbe