Lillian Breakbeak, the amazing vocal talent from Lower polonesia, has achieved what is to be thought of as the most amazing feat a female penguin ever has.  She has topped the Bestiality lovers 100 sexiest non human forms list!  Not only were these twisted humans amazed by her talent, they also loved the way she looked in a bikini, and the pictures of her in a nurses uniform sent many a man own pecker twanging. 

In a short interview, in which we required out interpreter Gus to work for us, we learned what motivates this striking beauty to succeed in everything she does.  She said “ I love he way the hot spit glides down my throat as I warble to my other tongues from the ice.  Deep down I know that my ovaries are going crazy to try and make me mate with everything in sight, but so far all I have managed is a seal and a blind Eskimo.”   At this point, Gus became agitated, and we decided for their own safety to leave them in a room together.  

Other animals in the top 100 were the female muskrat, the lesser spotted trout warbler and Nadia from BB6.

Andy Lee