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_____________ HELP SAVE PENGUINS - Your Number 1 Source of Penguin News Stories Home News Archives Penguins go on strike at local zoo -- Februrary 2006 By Andy Lee Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the time we have all feared has finally arrived. No your grandmother has not got drunk and tried to mount you at your families Christmas party, oh no, its something that haunts your soul to its briny depths, much like a sleek and beautiful penguin finds a sailor frozen in ice from the sunken titanic. Yes, Penguins have gone on strike. Tired of having a daily cavity search to check for contraband items such as penguin porn and crack cocaine many penguins have decided that they will no longer work for the measly fish and accommodation that they are given. They wish for full bed and breakfast, and a reduction in their working hours. They also wish to be able to ride like small monkeys on the backs of visiting humans. However, when asked, the zookeeper said he never had sexual relations with any of these penguins, and that any evidence to the contrary was dismissible and would be sued for slander. This reporter dug deeper to see if this had any bearing of significance to this case. And found out it didn’t.
Sleep well tonight? I know I won't.
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