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_____________ HELP SAVE PENGUINS - Your Number 1 Source of Penguin News Stories Home News Archives Penguins Creep into Top 10 Dangerous Animals -- May 2006 By JD Wifflefish A big shock in this months Top 10 Dangerous Animal Leaderboard put forward by CUNTA (the Committee of Unknown Notorious Treacherous Animals). The Leaderboard stands as: 1. Wild Otter 2. Hammerhead Goldfish 3. Giant Red Robin 4. Gutback Chameleon 5. Wild Parrot of Nepal 6. Blind Bolivian Wild Human Eating Ostrich [New Entry] 7. Fearless Man-eating Ferret 8. Sabre-Tooth Penguin [New Entry] 9. Other Penguins [New Entry] 10. Untamed Gazelles
The big movers are the
wild otter, shooting up 5 places to 1st following the otter
"incident" a few weeks ago resulting in 4 pregnant teenagers.
Blind Bolivian Wild Human Eating Ostrich also enjoys a stretch in
the top 10, shooting straight in at number 5 following the single
handed decimation of the Bolivian football team. But the big story
is the Sabre-Tooth and Other Penguins slowly rising up the
leaderboard in 8th and 9th respectably, will they continue to
rise? We'll keep you posted.
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